Crashing is never funny, but sometimes you can jump up, laugh at your stupidity, and go, 'What the hell was that?' Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes crash funny hell
The solo break or the small break, it's... one of the most glorious ways to win a bike race. It's pretty damn impressive in my mind. Jens Voigt bikebreakdamn Change image and share on social
One of the reasons I'm so competitive - I mean, I'm not winning much anymore - at my age was because I always worked hard and because we have a level playing field. We don't have motorbikes in the peloton anymore. Jens Voigt ageanymorecompetitive share on social
I am a family man, and I have to find my priorities. During the season, it is to race. During the off-season, it is to spend time with my family. Jens Voigt familyfindman Change image and share on social
When the market goes to hell, it's more of an opportunity than a problem. John Fredriksen hellmarketopportunity Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
It's going to be a rule, I think, for wearing a crash hat, and I actually fractured my skull through not wearing a hat. I was so lucky to escape from that, and now, it's something I always do. Charlotte Dujardin crashescapefracture Change image and share on social